a piece of cake

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When something is a piece of cake, it means it’s so easy even your grandma could do it with one eye closed and a hangover.
This test was a piece of cake. I aced it while eating a burger.
That math problem? A piece of cake. I solved it in my sleep.
The boss said this project was a piece of cake. I finished it before lunch.
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Something so simple it’s like watching a baby try to walk. You could do it in your sleep and still have time to fart.
This homework was a piece of cake. I did it in five minutes and then played video games.
I passed the test like it was a piece of cake. I even had time to text my crush.
That assignment was a piece of cake. I finished it before my mom even woke up.
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When something is so easy, it’s like your brain took a vacation and left you with a free coupon.
This quiz was a piece of cake. I finished it before my coffee even got hot.
The pop quiz was a piece of cake. I aced it while wearing pajamas.
That test was a piece of cake. I did it in my sleep and still had time to eat.
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Something so easy, it’s like you’re doing it with a remote control and a nap.
That math problem was a piece of cake. I solved it in my sleep and still had time to eat.
The assignment was a piece of cake. I finished it before my mom even woke up.
That project was a piece of cake. I did it in five minutes and still had time to text my crush.
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An easy task that’s so fun, it’s like getting free candy and a compliment from your crush.
That test was a piece of cake. I aced it and still had time to play video games.
This assignment was a piece of cake. I did it in five minutes and still had time to eat.
That quiz was a piece of cake. I finished it before my coffee even got hot.
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Something so easy, you could do it while eating a burger and still have time to laugh at your friend’s jokes.
That test was a piece of cake. I did it in my sleep and still had time to eat.
That quiz was a piece of cake. I finished it before my coffee even got hot.
This assignment was a piece of cake. I did it in five minutes and still had time to text my crush.
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When you give someone roofies just so you can have sex with them. It’s like giving them a free pass to your brain.
I gave her roofies so I could have sex with her. It was like giving her a free pass to my brain.
That guy gave me roofies so he could have sex with me. I was like, why not?
I roofied my crush so I could have sex with them. It was like a free gift from heaven.
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