a pick me

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A pick me is a woman who will do anything, like throwing her best friend under the bus or acting like a complete idiot, to get a guy to like her. She doesn’t care if the guy is a total dork or treats women like trash.
She tripped over her own feet in front of the whole class just to make the new guy laugh.
She called her ex a 'bald f***ing meatball' in front of everyone at the party.
She texted her crush 'I’m literally dying of embarrassment' after she spilled her drink on him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is someone who acts like a beggar for attention, constantly saying stuff just to get noticed by the opposite sex. They think they’re cool because their boyfriend or girlfriend says they are.
She posted a selfie with 12 filters and 7 hashtags just to get a 'like' from her crush.
He said 'I’m just trying to make my girlfriend happy' after he made fun of his best friend in front of her.
She texted her boyfriend 'I’m literally the best person ever' after he said 'meh' to her outfit.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is a person who throws their own gender under the bus to get attention from the other side. They’ll say the dumbest things just to get a guy to notice them.
She said 'All girls are fake' just to make a guy laugh at her lunch table.
He told his friend 'Girls are just f***ing stupid' to impress his crush.
She called her friend 'a f***ing idiot' just to make her crush look at her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is someone who can’t shut up about themselves and will do anything, like making other people look bad, to get attention.
She said her friend 'literally smells like a f***ing trash can' just to get a laugh from her crush.
He texted his crush 'I’m literally the best person ever' after he messed up his math test.
She told the whole class her crush 'literally hates my best friend' just to get attention.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is someone who will literally do the dumbest, most embarrassing things just to get a guy to notice them. They think they’re cool, but they’re not.
She tripped over her own feet in the middle of the hallway just to make the guy laugh.
She texted her crush 'I literally dropped my lunch on the floor' just to get a reply.
She stood up in front of the whole class and said 'I’m literally the best person ever' just to get attention.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is someone who will say stupid things about their own gender just to get the attention of the opposite sex. They think it makes them look cool, but it just makes them look dumb.
She said 'All girls are fake' just to make a guy laugh at lunch.
He said 'All boys are f***ing stupid' just to impress his crush.
She told her best friend 'You’re literally the worst' just to make her crush look at her.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pick me is some annoying f***ing mess who will do anything, like making everyone else look bad or acting like a total idiot, to get noticed by the opposite sex. It never works, and it never will.
She said her best friend 'literally smells like a f***ing gym sock' just to get a laugh from her crush.
He told his friend 'You’re literally the worst' just to get attention from his crush.
She tripped over her own feet in front of the whole class just to make a guy laugh.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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