A Physical Turnip

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When someone gets so mad their face looks like a turnip and they start yelling and kicking things. Usually happens when the PE teacher sees you eating candy instead of doing push-ups.
My PE teacher did a physical turnip when I ate a whole bag of Skittles during lap time.
She did a physical turnip when I told her I didn’t know what a push-up was.
He did a physical turnip when I stole his lunch and put it in the trash can.
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A person turns into a turnip because they’re so angry and then they start screaming and throwing things. This usually happens when you mess with the PE teacher’s lunch.
The PE teacher did a physical turnip when I threw his sandwich at the wall.
She turned into a turnip when I told her I was going to eat her lunch.
He did a physical turnip when I took his cookies and ate them in front of him.
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When someone’s face gets all red and squishy like a turnip because they’re super angry. This is usually when you don’t do your PE homework and the teacher finds out.
The PE teacher did a physical turnip when I forgot my PE homework and tried to blame the dog.
She did a physical turnip when I said I didn’t know what a sit-up was.
He did a physical turnip when I told him I was going to skip PE forever.
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