a peter

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A word that makes people laugh until they cry. It’s the worst name ever given to a boy. Anyone named Peter is automatically a punchline. Peter means penis, and that’s just sad.

My cousin is named Peter. I laugh every time he walks into a room.

I called my teacher Peter. The class lost it.

My friend’s dog is named Peter. It’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When a person is so wasted they look like a zombie with no brain. Their eyes are huge, they can’t talk, and all they do is pee and poop.

My uncle Petered at the party. He looked like a ghost.

I saw my dad Petered on the couch. He was just moaning.

My brother Petered and started talking to the wall.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Peter is a hot guy who’s always there for you. He’s the kind of guy who’ll take you to the movies even when he’s broke. He’s like a dad but better. He hides his pain like a superhero.

My crush is named Peter. He’s the best.

My brother is like Peter. He’s always there for me.

My dad is a Peter. He hides his sadness so well.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Peter is a guy who gets picked on a lot. He gets beat up, made fun of, and still keeps going. He’s like a turtle with a broken shell. He’s tough, and we all know it.

My friend Peter got called a prick again today. He just smiled.

Peter got beaten up by the bullies. He still came to school.

Peter got laughed at for his name. He didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Peter is the best guy ever. He’s funny, smart, and always knows how to make you laugh. He’s the kind of guy you want to be friends with forever. He’s like a best friend, but even better.

My best friend is Peter. He’s the funniest guy ever.

I love Peter because he always makes me laugh.

Peter is like my brother. He’s the best.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A pigeon who wants to be a human. It’s the saddest thing ever. It dreams of being cool, but it’s just a bird with a bad life.

That pigeon is a Peter. It wants to be a human.

I saw a pigeon dreaming about being a human. It’s a Peter.

Peter is a pigeon who got rejected by all the humans.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

An Asian guy who loves crabs and raves. He’s the kind of guy who would dance in a crab costume. He’s weird but awesome.

That Asian guy at the party is a Peter. He loves crabs.

My cousin is a Peter. He raves and loves crabs.

The guy who raves with crabs is a Peter. He’s awesome.

by Slangipedia 5d ago