a person in need of touching grass

Fresh
#grass obsession#sad human#lawn lover

0 views · Added 6d ago · 3 definitions

1
a human who can't stop staring at a grassy field like it's the last piece of pizza
I saw him standing there for 20 minutes just watching grass. I thought he was gonna die.
He got kicked out of the park because he tried to hug a patch of grass.
His mom says he’s been talking to the lawn for weeks now.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
2
someone who thinks touching grass is the same as winning the lottery
He touched grass and cried. I mean, who doesn’t cry when they win the lottery?
He ran into the park just to touch grass. I think he forgot he had pants on.
He paid $5 to touch a patch of grass. That’s not normal.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
3
a human who has more feelings for grass than their own mom
He broke up with his girlfriend because she didn’t let him touch grass.
He left his job to become a grass whisperer.
He writes love poems to the lawn every morning.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
xs