a perfekt week

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A week where you bang seven different girls in seven nights and not one of them says no. It's like the sexual version of a perfect game, except you don't need a glove, you need a new pair of pants every day.

I had a perfect week. Seven girls. No rejections. My penis is tired and my ego is full.

My perfect week? Seven girls. Seven days. Zero rejections. My mom thinks I’m a saint.

Perfect week? I had seven girls. Seven days. Zero rejections. My dad thinks I’m a priest.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you have seven girls in seven nights and not one of them gives you the side-eye. It's like having a seven-day pass to a strip club, and you're the VIP.

My perfect week? Seven girls. Seven nights. No eye-rolling. I’m like the king of the strip club.

I had seven girls in seven nights. None of them said no. I felt like a god.

My perfect week? Seven girls. No eye-rolling. I think I’m the devil.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You sleep with seven girls in seven days and none of them say no. It's like getting seven gold stars in a row and your teacher doesn't even notice.

I had a perfect week. Seven girls. No rejections. My teacher would be proud.

Seven girls. Seven nights. No rejections. My teacher would give me an A+

Perfect week? Seven girls. No rejections. My teacher would give me an extra candy bar.

by Slangipedia 5d ago