a perfect change

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A perfect change is the mess of coins you throw at a cashier like they owe you money. It’s the pile of coins you carry just so you can make the cashier’s life a living hell.

I gave the cashier 3 quarters, 2 dimes, 2 nickels, and 5 pennies. I don’t know why I even had that much change.

I had to give perfect change because I didn’t want to deal with the cashier’s attitude.

I had a perfect change in my pocket and I used it just to show the cashier who was boss.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A perfect change is the exact amount of coins you carry so you can give the cashier the worst amount of change possible. It’s like a coin bomb you drop on the counter.

I gave the cashier a perfect change because I wanted to see if they could handle it.

I had a perfect change and I just had to use it because I was feeling mean.

I dropped my perfect change on the counter and walked away like I was doing them a favor.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A perfect change is the pile of coins you bring just so you can make the cashier’s day worse. It’s the amount of coins you carry like it’s your duty.

I had a perfect change and I used it because I didn’t want to be the one who got change back.

I brought my perfect change just to mess with the cashier’s head.

I gave the cashier my perfect change and I didn’t even say hi.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago