a perfect 10

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A girl so good looking she could make your mom cry and your dad leave her for a shemale. She’s got the body of a goddess and the personality of a Kardashian.

My cousin dated a perfect 10 and now he’s broke and crying in a Walmart.

My teacher said I’m a 9.9 and I’ve been eating dirt since.

My dog saw a perfect 10 and forgot how to bark.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A 10 out of 10 score, like when you get a gold star and a pizza. Usually given to a girl who makes your brain melt and your pants leak.

My crush got a perfect 10 from the judges and now I’m stuck in the background.

My sister’s a perfect 10 and she got a job as a model because of it.

My neighbor’s daughter got a perfect 10 and now all the guys in town are trying to hit on her.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl so good-looking that she should be on a coin and everyone should have to pay her rent. No one believes she’s real, but she’s out there and she’s smoking hot.

My friend saw a perfect 10 and now he’s obsessed and spends all his money on her.

My brother got a perfect 10 and now he’s getting a lot of attention from hot guys.

I saw a perfect 10 and now I’m too distracted to do my homework.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl so hot she could make a traffic jam and a fire at the same time. Everyone’s watching her and wishing they were her.

My friend got a perfect 10 and now he’s getting attention from all the guys.

My dog saw a perfect 10 and now he’s eating my shoes because he’s jealous.

My teacher got a perfect 10 and now he’s dating a model.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A skinny guy who lets his girlfriend eat all his food and looks like a number 10 next to her. He’s the worst kind of man and everyone laughs at him.

My brother’s a perfect 10 and his girlfriend eats his food and laughs at him.

My friend’s a perfect 10 and his girlfriend eats his food and he’s too weak to fight back.

My neighbor’s a perfect 10 and his girlfriend eats his food and he’s too chicken to say anything.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl so good-looking that you forget how to breathe and your brain explodes. She’s the kind of person who makes you question your life and your choices.

I saw a perfect 10 and I forgot how to do my math homework.

My crush saw a perfect 10 and now he’s too distracted to eat.

My mom saw a perfect 10 and now she’s too distracted to cook.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you sleep like a baby and wake up with a full bladder and a perfect life. It’s the best kind of morning and you’re happy as hell.

I got a perfect 10 and now I’m too happy to do my chores.

My brother got a perfect 10 and now he’s too happy to go to school.

My dog got a perfect 10 and now he’s too happy to eat my shoes.

by Slangipedia 6d ago