a penny whistler

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 6d ago · 6 definitions

1
A penny whistler is a fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your grandpa cry.
My dog let one rip during the church service. The priest started praying for my dog's soul.
My sister's penny whistler woke up the whole neighborhood. My mom got a call from the police.
At the dinner table, my uncle's penny whistler was so loud it made the dog run out of the house.
2
A penny whistler is a fart that sounds like a screaming toddler got hit by a truck.
During the movie, my brother let one rip. The whole theater started laughing and the movie got paused.
At the grocery store, my dad's penny whistler made the cashier drop the bag of potatoes.
My friend's penny whistler was so bad it got posted on TikTok and went viral.
3
A penny whistler is a fart so bad it could make a dragon run away.
During the Zoom meeting, my boss let one rip. Everyone had to leave the meeting and take a break.
My cousin's penny whistler was so strong it smelled like rotten eggs and old socks.
At the bus stop, my friend's penny whistler was so loud the bus driver stopped the bus and yelled at him.
4
A penny whistler is a fart that sounds like a toilet was hit by a tornado.
During the test, my classmate's penny whistler was so loud the teacher got distracted and started laughing.
At the gym, my dad's penny whistler made the weights shake and the guy next to him got scared.
During the presentation, my friend let one rip and the whole class started giggling like crazy.
5
A penny whistler is a fart so loud it could make a cow jump out of a barn.
During the family dinner, my uncle's penny whistler was so loud it made my dog run out of the room.
At the restaurant, my friend's penny whistler was so bad the waiter came over and asked if we needed a fan.
During the game, my brother let one rip and the whole team started laughing and the game got paused.
6
A penny whistler is a fart that sounds like a goat got hit by a loudspeaker.
In the car, my mom's penny whistler was so loud it made my little brother start crying.
At the park, my dad let one rip and the kids started running away from him.
During the movie night, my brother's penny whistler was so bad it made the TV shake.
xs