a penny and a half

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A cheap way to spend money, like buying a used tampon from a guy who smells like old pizza and regret.
I paid a penny and a half for a taco that tasted like regret.
She said it was worth a penny and a half, but I just wanted to die.
He paid a penny and a half for a Blowjob that looked like it came from a landfill.
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The price you pay when you're too broke to buy a real meal, but still too proud to ask for food.
I spent a penny and a half on a burger that had more grease than my soul.
He paid a penny and a half for a Blowjob that was louder than a construction site.
She said it was a penny and a half, but I just wanted to throw money at her.
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