a penis greeting

She yelled, 'You woke me up with a cock?!' I said, 'It was a peaceful coexistence.'

She texted me, 'Is that a morning wood or a morning war?'

She said, 'I just got out of bed and you’re already flexing.'

She DM’d me, 'You woke me up with a cock. I’m going to get you back.'

She said, 'I didn’t even brush my teeth yet and you’re already showing off.'

She texted me, 'I had a full-on cock ambush at 8 a. m.'

She said, 'You had a stiffy before I even had my coffee.'

She texted, 'I didn’t even have time to yawn and you already had a cock.'

She yelled, 'You’re already flexing before I even got out of bed!'