Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a flower that blooms and gets huge, but it's not pretty and smells like old socks

My buddy said his penis looked like a burnt hot dog.

My cousin's penis is so big, it got stuck in the door.

My dad's penis smells like he ate a whole pizza and a sock.

2

a way to shut up someone who talks too much and is an idiot

My teacher said, 'I have a penis for you,' when I messed up my math test.

My brother used 'I have a penis for you' to shut up my sister.

My friend's mom said, 'I have a penis for you,' when my friend ate her cake.

3

a way to tell everyone that you're about to embarrass someone

My friend said, 'The penis game is on,' before he made my sister cry.

My dad yelled, 'The penis game is on!' when he saw my mom's new haircut.

My brother said, 'The penis game is on!' before he told my sister she looked like a chicken.

4

a loud, happy way to say you're really angry, even though you're trying to look like you're not

My mom said, 'Oh, what a joy!' when my brother broke her favorite mug.

My teacher said, 'Oh, what a joy!' when I forgot my homework again.

My cousin yelled, 'Oh, what a joy!' when he got stuck in the toilet.

5

a useless third leg that only boys have and it's always in the way

My little brother's penis is in the way every time he walks.

My dad's penis is so big, it got stuck in the door again.

My cousin's penis is like a third leg and it's always in the way.

6

something that was used to mess up someone's mom last night and it was in a cod lobby

My brother said his penis was used to mess up someone's mom in a cod lobby.

My friend's penis was used to mess up his mom in a cod lobby last night.

My dad said his penis was used to mess up someone's mom in a cod lobby.

7

a magical wand that only some people have, but it's not magical if you use it wrong

My cousin's penis is a magical wand, but he used it wrong and made his mom cry.

My brother's penis is a magical wand, but he used it wrong and got stuck in the door.

My dad's penis is a magical wand, but he used it wrong and made a mess.