Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A penguin is when a hooker gets paid to blow a guy, but right when he’s about to cum, she stops, kicks him in the nuts, and runs off like a thief, leaving him waddling after her like a fat penguin with no pants.

John: "I paid $10 for this!" Hooker: "You’re welcome."

Hooker: "That’s $10 for a half-finished BJ."

John: "I’m gonna find you and kill you." Hooker: "You’re welcome."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

2

When someone slides on their belly like a penguin on a hot beach, trying to look cool but just looks like a fat kid trying to be funny.

"I did a penguin slide and my belly looked like a pizza."

My dog did a penguin slide and ate my homework."

My mom did a penguin slide and got stuck in the hallway."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

3

When a group of people huddle together like penguins in the snow, trying to stay warm by pushing each other like a pack of angry raccoons.

"We huddled like penguins and I got a nosebleed."

My friends and I huddled like penguins and my brother got frostbite."

The whole class huddled like penguins and the teacher got mad."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

4

When someone is clumsy but still cute, like a penguin that fell into a pond and looked like a wet sock.

"My dog is clumsy but adorable like a penguin with no legs."

My little brother walked into a wall and looked like a penguin in a snowstorm."

I tripped and looked like a penguin with no feet."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

5

When people stop using their brains because they’re too used to calculators and phones, like penguins who forgot how to fly and now just waddle around like idiots.

"I used my phone to add 2 + 2 and got 4."

My teacher said I used my phone too much and I forgot how to multiply."

I used my phone to write my name and got it wrong."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

6

When a hooker or a crack head takes your money and runs, leaving you standing there like a penguin with no pants and no brain.

"I paid $10 and she ran off with my money."

She took my money and left me like a penguin with no legs."

I paid for a BJ and she took my money and ran."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

7

A weird disease where people get obsessed with penguins after being nibbled on by one, like Linus got obsessed with penguins and made them the mascot for his computer thing.

"I got nibbled by a penguin and now I can’t stop thinking about them."

My dog got nibbled by a penguin and now he’s obsessed."

I got nibbled by a penguin and now I can’t sleep."

by Slangipedia 16d ago