a pelhank

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A pelhank is a smelly yard gnome with the rage of a tornado and the attention span of a goldfish. It jumps from job to job like it’s on fire and hates everything.
My pelhank quit my job because the coffee was too weak.
He left the restaurant because the ketchup wasn’t spicy enough.
He walked out of the office because the printer didn’t print in all caps.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pelhank is a yard gnome that fights like a tornado and runs away from everything. It’s the reason why your job is always messed up.
He left the factory because the break room didn’t have cookies.
He walked out because the boss didn’t yell loud enough.
He quit my job because the internet was too slow.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pelhank is a gnome that acts like a tornado and can’t stay in one place. It’s the worst employee ever and hates everything.
He left the restaurant because the fries weren’t crispy enough.
He quit the office because the coffee wasn’t strong enough.
He walked out because the printer didn’t print in red.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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