a patient

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A person who's either mentally broken or too much of a dweeb to be around. They're the kind of person who makes you want to throw a chair at them.

'Don't even talk to him, he's a patient.'

'He's been a patient since 2013, and he still doesn't know how to tie his own shoes.'

'He's a patient, which means he's either crazy or just plain annoying.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The main guy in a very dramatic album who's dying and gets hit by a parade of creepy black guys in suits. It's basically the saddest, most dramatic way to die ever.

'That album is about a patient who dies in the worst way possible.'

'He's a patient, and his death is literally a parade.'

'That patient died with a marching band following him, and it's the most tragic thing ever.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Someone who can wait forever and not yell about it. They’re the kind of person who can sit through a 3-hour movie without complaining.

'He's a patient, and he can wait for hours without even blinking.'

'She's a patient, and she let the doctor wait for her for 20 minutes.'

'That patient didn’t even yell when the doctor made him wait for an hour.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The state of being a patient. It's like being in a never-ending waiting room of chaos and confusion.

'Being a patient is like being stuck in a waiting room forever.'

'That patient was in the state of being a patient for three years straight.'

'She's in the state of being a patient and can't even remember why she came.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who makes your life a living hell. They book appointments, cancel them, then yell at you for not showing up. They’re the worst kind of person who ever lived.

'That patient called in, then didn’t show up, then yelled at me for not showing up.'

'He’s a patient, and he’s the reason I want to quit my job.'

'She’s a patient, and she’s the worst one we’ve had in a decade.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A person who’s basically a simp. They put up with anything just to get attention, and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

'He’s a patient, and he’s basically a simp with a disease.'

'That patient is the worst kind of simp ever.'

'She’s a patient, and she’s just waiting for someone to notice her.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Someone who can take a lot of trash and not break down. They’re the kind of person who can take a 3-hour wait and still smile.

'That patient sat through a 3-hour wait without even blinking.'

'She’s a patient, and she can take anything without even complaining.'

'He’s a patient, and he’s the calmest person I’ve ever met.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago