Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Super extra strong.

This passion of the Christ is so strong, it could beat up a brick wall.

I was so passionate, I could have killed a goat with my bare hands.

That passion was like a nuclear bomb for my feelings.

2

A movie by Mel Gibson about Jesus getting tortured and dying.

It’s like watching Jesus get beaten up by a group of angry people who hate him.

Mel Gibson made a movie where Jesus gets treated like a prisoner.

This movie is about Jesus getting yelled at and whipped like a bad student.

3

A movie made by the guy who drove a car through a bunch of people. It’s okay, but it’s not as cool as the other movies he made.

Mel Gibson made this movie, and it’s not as good as The Road Warrior.

This movie is like a B-grade version of a real action film.

I would rather watch a monster movie than this one.

4

A movie Mel Gibson made and Jesus was in it.

Mel Gibson and Jesus made a movie together, and it was kind of boring.

It’s like Mel Gibson asked Jesus to be his friend in a movie.

Mel Gibson and Jesus hung out in a movie, and it was kind of meh.

5

A movie that makes you want to cry because it’s so sad and brutal.

This movie is like watching someone get beaten up for two hours straight.

I cried so much watching this movie, I think I lost my eyes.

It’s like Jesus was tortured by a bunch of sadists.

6

A movie that is mostly Jesus getting beaten up and walking.

This movie is just Jesus walking and getting beaten up.

It’s like watching Jesus go on a long walk and get hit a bunch.

I watched this movie and it was just Jesus being tortured.

7

A movie that is supposed to be good, but it’s not because of Jesus and Mel Gibson being part of a religion.

This movie is supposed to be good, but Mel Gibson being in a religion kind of ruined it.

I tried to like this movie, but Jesus and Mel Gibson being in a religion was too much.

This movie was okay, but Mel Gibson’s religion stuff was annoying.