a parking ticket

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A parking ticket is like getting a surprise that smells like regret and bad decisions.

I opened my car door and saw a ticket like my ex showed up at my door with a divorce papers.

My mom got one and she cried like I failed a math test.

I got one and it felt like my car was telling me to stop being lazy.

A parking ticket is a paper that shows you are broke and lazy at the same time.

I got one and it was like my car said 'you are broke and you are lazy.'

My friend got one and he screamed like he failed a test.

I got one and I felt like my car was judging me.

A parking ticket is like a condom that your car got stuck with and it didn't want to be stuck.

My car got a ticket and it looked like it had a condom stuck on it.

I saw my uncle's car and it had a ticket like it had a condom stuck on it.

My car got one and it looked like it had a condom stuck on it from a bad night.

A parking ticket is when a Russian man comes and beats your car up because you parked wrong and he is mad.

My car got a ticket and it looked like a Russian man beat it up.

My neighbor's car got one and it looked like a Russian man beat it up.

I saw a Russian man beat up a car because it parked wrong.