Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a Paris is a girl who acts like she's got a ton of sex and doesn't care if you know it

Paris: 'I had three boyfriends last week, and I don't even remember their names.'

Paris: 'I can flirt with my math teacher and still get an A.'

Paris: 'I don't need a boyfriend, I've got a full-time job at the gym.'

2

Paris is a girl who looks calm but will rip your head off if you annoy her, and she's still gonna help you when you're sad

Paris: 'I let you cry on my shoulder, but only because I knew you'd help me with my test later.'

Paris: 'You called me a bad friend, so I failed your math quiz.'

Paris: 'I’m the only one who’ll stay up with you until 2 a. m. just to help you with your homework.'

3

Paris is a girl who looks like she can take you down with one glance but is actually a softie who’ll fight the sun for you

Paris: 'I took on the whole sun just so you could get that A.'

Paris: 'I looked like a killer, but I actually cried when you failed your test.'

Paris: 'I can glare at you like I want to kill you, but I still help you study.'

4

Paris is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see, and she'll kick your ass if you get on her nerves

Paris: 'You said I was ugly, so I failed your test.'

Paris: 'You called me a bad friend, so I beat you up.'

Paris: 'I’m beautiful, and I will not let you forget it.'

5

Paris is the best friend you’ll ever have, and she will always be there for you, even if you’re the worst friend ever

Paris: 'I stayed up all night just to help you with your test.'

Paris: 'You told me I was a bad friend, so I texted you 100 times.'

Paris: 'I’m the best friend you could ever have, and I will always be.'

6

Paris is a girl who’s stunning, funny, and will listen to you rant for hours without complaining

Paris: 'I listened to your whole rant about your crush, and I still passed my test.'

Paris: 'You talked for an hour, and I still laughed with you.'

Paris: 'I’m funny, I’m kind, and I will always be your best friend.'

7

Paris is someone who never gives up, even if she’s got a lot of attitude and is super good at social stuff

Paris: 'I failed my test, but I still kept trying.'

Paris: 'I have attitude, but I know how to talk to people.'

Paris: 'I never give up, and I'm good at talking to people.'