A Palladino

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A palladino is a cheating sack of crap who takes advantage of their partner’s friends and calls it a ‘drunk moment’ while their partner is left in the dust.
My boyfriend said he was drunk, but he just wanted to get in my friend’s pants again.
She said it was a ‘high moment’ but it was just her lying again.
He said he was drunk, but he was just being a total sleazebag.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Making up excuses about being high or drunk to get into someone’s pants at a party.
He said he was high, but he just wanted to kiss my friend.
She said she was drunk, but she was just trying to get me alone.
He said he was wasted, but he just wanted to flirt with my sister.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fat, smelly guy who can kill an elephant with his armpit stench from 40 miles away and looks like a hairball that grew legs.
He smells like a garbage can and looks like a raccoon wore a tuxedo.
His armpit could take out a whole army.
He’s like a hairy monster who smells like dead fish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super sweet, caring person who will kick your ass if you lie to them. They love food, animals, and will do anything for a pet. Don’t ever say anything bad about them or you’ll be in trouble.
She bit my arm because I lied to her about my grades.
He kicked my nards because I said he was ugly.
She threatened to eat me because I said she was fat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you mess something up so badly you have to run away and live in North Korea for the rest of your life.
I messed up my life so bad I had to move to North Korea.
He broke the law so bad he ended up in North Korea.
She failed everything so bad she was exiled to North Korea.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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