Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being ‘on the pad’ means someone who takes bribes like it’s their job and probably has a pad of cash to match.

Cop: 'I’m on the pad today, so don’t even think about getting pulled over.'

Mayor: 'I’m on the pad so bad, I can’t even remember my own name.'

Drug dealer: 'I’m on the pad so much, I’ve got a pad of lies.'

2

Your house or room is your pad, the place where you live and probably the only place you ever clean.

'My pad is so messy, I live in a trash can.'

'I took a shower, but my pad still smells like a gym sock.'

'My pad is so small, it’s barely a room.'

3

Shots or scenes that are useless and just make the movie longer like someone’s trying to fill up the time.

'That scene was so bad, I could’ve fallen asleep in the theater.'

'They added five minutes of nothing just to make the movie longer.'

'That shot was so pointless, I could’ve been eating popcorn instead.'

4

To be put in a diaper is like getting punished by a toddler, and it’s usually because you’ve been acting like one.

'They put me in a diaper like I was a baby again.'

'I got diapered because I talked back to my boss.'

'I was diapered in public, and now I live in shame.'

5

Pass as deadstock means your sneakers look like they were never worn, even though you’ve probably been running in them all day.

'My sneakers look like they came straight from the box.'

'I passed as deadstock so good, I tricked my mom.'

'My shoes are so deadstock, they look like they’re in a museum.'

6

A pad is like a giant wipe for women, and if you don’t change it, you’re going to smell like a rotten sock.

'I forgot to change my pad and now I stink like a gym sock.'

'My pad was so dirty, I could’ve used it as a paintbrush.'

'She had a pad on for three days, and it was like a science experiment.'

7

Wearing a pad when you’re not on your period is like being paranoid and probably a little too dramatic.

'I wore a pad just in case I started bleeding in the middle of my math test.'

'He wore a pad just in case he had a leak in the grocery store.'

'She wore a pad and still got caught in the middle of the hallway.'