A pack of squares

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A bunch of smelly sticks that burn your lungs and make you cough like a dying raccoon.
My uncle's pack of squares is so old, it smells like he died in it.
I tried to smoke a square, and it felt like my lungs were on fire.
That pack of squares is my mom's favorite way to curse at me from across the room.
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A group of tiny cigars that your mom buys so she can yell at you while she chokes.
My mom's pack of squares is her way of saying I'm a bad kid.
He lit a square and it looked like his face was melting.
That pack of squares is just her way of telling me to stop playing video games.
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A bag of little firesticks that turn your brain to mush and your breath to smoke.
That pack of squares is how my dad stays awake during boring meetings.
She lit a square and started talking nonsense about dinosaurs.
He had a whole pack of squares and still couldn't beat me at Fortnite.
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