A one night stand

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A one-night stand is when you sleep with someone and hope they forget your face the next morning. It’s like a free pizza you don’t want to pay for later.

I had a one-night stand and now my face is on a billboard. Why? I didn’t ask for that.

She said it was a one-night stand. Now she’s texting me every day. What even is life?

I had a one-night stand with my boss. Now I get free coffee every day. I’m not complaining.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you have sex with someone and then you both pretend they never existed. Like a bad friendship.

He said it was a one-night stand. Now he’s my ex and my coworker. That’s the worst.

She had a one-night stand with my brother. Now he thinks I’m a failure.

I had a one-night stand with my friend’s crush. Now I have two exes.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you’re too wasted to care about the consequences of your stupid decisions. It’s like eating a whole cake in one bite.

I had a one-night stand after drinking 10 shots. Now I have a hangover and a new nickname.

She had a one-night stand and now she has a sore throat and a new Instagram story.

He had a one-night stand after a fight with his girlfriend. Now he has a sore throat and a new Instagram story.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you have sex with someone and then you never see them again. It’s like a free meal you never get to finish.

I had a one-night stand and now I have a new nickname. My friends think I’m a hero.

She had a one-night stand and now she has a sore throat and a new Instagram story.

He had a one-night stand and now he’s on Tinder again.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you get your rocks off and then you leave. It’s like a fast food meal you don’t want to pay for.

He had a one-night stand and then he left. Now I have a new nickname and a sore throat.

She had a one-night stand and then she left. Now she has a new Instagram story.

I had a one-night stand and then I left. Now I’m on Tinder again.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you have sex with someone and then you pretend it never happened. It’s like a bad memory you don’t want to remember.

He had a one-night stand and now he’s on Tinder again. I don’t get it.

She had a one-night stand and now she has a sore throat and a new Instagram story.

I had a one-night stand and now I have a new nickname. My friends think I’m a hero.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A one-night stand is when you have sex with someone and then you both go your separate ways. It’s like a free pizza you don’t want to eat again.

He had a one-night stand and then he left. Now I have a new nickname.

She had a one-night stand and then she left. Now she has a new Instagram story.

I had a one-night stand and then I left. Now I’m on Tinder again.

by Slangipedia 15d ago