A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

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A waste of space who can't even fight properly.

That guy at the gym who thinks he's a beast but can't do a single rep.

My cousin tried to join the army and got kicked out for being a disgrace.

The guy who tried to rob the store but tripped over his own feet.

A loser who can't win even when the odds are stacked against him.

My neighbor tried to beat up a cat and got his tail pulled.

The guy who tried to beat a chicken at a fight and got pecked to death.

My brother tried to win a bet and lost his pants.

A guy who can't even stand up straight when he's trying to be tough.

That guy at the bar who tried to start a fight but fell over.

My uncle tried to be a superhero and ended up faceplants into a cake.

The guy who tried to dance but just stumbled into a wall.

A man who can't even fight without looking like a fool.

That guy tried to wrestle a dog and got bit.

My friend tried to do a karate chop and just tripped.

The guy who tried to fight a chicken and got pecked into submission.

A guy who can't even stand up when everyone else is falling down.

That guy tried to fight a bear and got chased out of the forest.

My brother tried to do a backflip and just faceplanted into the floor.

The guy who tried to beat up a goat and got kicked into a ditch.