a on the scantron

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The total opposite of 'b on the scantron.' It's real. It's true. No lies.
I got an A on the scantron. I didn't even study. I just stared at the person in front of me like a goddamn hawk.
My friend got an A on the scantron. I got a C. I don't even know how that happened.
I got an A on the scantron. My teacher thinks I'm a genius. I'm just a cheater with a fake smile.
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That stupid test paper that teachers love because it means less grading. But it’s also the reason your brain explodes from the amount of cheating happening around you.
The scantron was so easy to cheat off, I just looked at the person in front of me for five seconds and got a perfect score.
I cheated off the scantron and still failed. What even is life?
The scantron is just a gateway for cheating. Everyone’s doing it, and it’s glorious.
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A nightmare made of paper and pencil. If you didn’t use a #2 pencil, you might as well have died in the middle of the test.
I used a #2 pencil. I got an A. My friend used a crayon. He got a zero. I laughed so hard I cried.
I used a #2 pencil. My pencil broke. I got an F. Life is unfair.
I used a #2 pencil. I got an A. My brother used a marker. He got a D. I feel sorry for him.
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A crazy dance you do when you're super drunk or super happy. It’s like a robot had a baby with a disco ball.
I did the scantron dance after I got an A. I looked like a robot doing the twist.
The whole class was doing the scantron dance. It was like a freakin’ party.
I did the scantron dance in the hallway. My teacher gave me a warning.
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A stupid name for a Scandanavian. It’s like calling a fish a car.
My friend is Scandanavian. I call him a scantron. He hates me.
I told my teacher I was Scandanavian. She called me a scantron. I was so mad.
I told my brother I was Scandanavian. He called me a scantron. I laughed so hard I snorted.
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A code on the street that means crack. It's like the most popular drug in the city.
I saw a guy walking down the street with a scantron. He was buying crack.
My friend told me scantron is code for crack. I laughed so hard I cried.
I saw a guy holding a scantron in the park. He was smoking crack.
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A person who gets a tummy tuck and then yells at everyone like they owe them money.
My teacher got a tummy tuck. Now she yells at everyone like they are her enemies.
I saw a guy with a tummy tuck walking around. He yelled at me for no reason.
My friend’s mom got a tummy tuck. Now she thinks she's the boss of the school.
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