Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Smeared Nutella on a guy's junk and licking it like it's the last pizza on Earth.

I put Nutella on his balls and ate it like it was a snack.

She covered his junk in chocolate and ate it like it was a birthday cake.

He got Nutella on his cock and I licked it like it was the best dessert ever.

2

A man who thinks the moon is made of cheese and that you're trying to steal his chicken.

He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that you're stealing his chicken.

He believes the sun is a giant chicken and that you're plotting against him.

He thinks the sky is a giant chicken and that you're trying to eat it.

3

Licking another’s balls like it's the best thing ever, while ignoring the rest of them.

He sucked on my nuts like they were the best part of me.

She lapped up my balls like they were the only thing that mattered.

He focused on my nuts and forgot about everything else.

4

A person who yells at pigeons, thinks the internet is a conspiracy, and wears socks with sandals.

He yells at pigeons and thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

She wears socks with sandals and talks to the sky.

He thinks the moon is a conspiracy and wears socks with sandals.

5

Wanking your partner with your balls, using butter as a lubricant, and calling it a love language.

He used his balls to wank me with butter and said it was a love language.

She used butter to wank him with her balls and said it was a sign of affection.

He used his balls and butter to wank her and called it a new kind of love.

6

Sucking on another’s balls like it's a job, and you're paid in bread and insults.

He sucked on my nuts like it was a full-time job.

She lapped up his balls and got paid in bread and insults.

He sucked on my nuts and I paid him in bread and insults.

7

Peeling the nuts like they're a fruit, and paying half the price for it, even though they’re moldy and smelly.

He peeled my nuts like they were fruit and paid half the price.

She peeled his nuts and said they were moldy but still worth it.

He got his nuts peeled and paid half the price, even though they smelled like a garbage can.