Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you roll your hard-on in lines of coke and cram it up someone’s butt, and they’re into it

Bro, you just did a North Pole at the party and everyone’s still recovering

That guy at the club did a North Pole and now the bartender is crying

My cousin did a North Pole and now his mom won’t let him watch TikTok anymore

2

A tiny town in Alaska that looks like a Christmas store exploded and everyone got stuck there

I went to North Pole and my car got stuck in a snowdrift next to a reindeer

My aunt lives in North Pole and her house is shaped like a gingerbread man

North Pole is so Christmasy that even the trash cans are wrapped in tinsel

3

Where Santa lives, but he’s probably hungover and still eating cookies

My kid thinks North Pole is real and keeps leaving cookies for Santa

I told my friend North Pole is where Santa lives and now he won’t talk to me

My grandma says Santa lives in North Pole and she’s never wrong

4

When your girl gives you a blow job with ice and you hump her chest while she sticks ice in your junk

My guy did a North Pole at the party and now he’s stuck in the bathroom

My girl did a North Pole on me and now I can’t feel my face

That North Pole move was so good, I think my brain exploded

5

Where Santa lives, obviously, but also where he probably hides all the stolen toys

My kid thinks Santa lives in North Pole and he’s mad we’re not going there

I told my kid North Pole is where Santa lives and now he won’t sleep

My teacher says North Pole is where Santa lives and now I can’t focus in class

6

A part of Oakland where people think they’re in a Christmas movie and nobody knows why

My friend lives in North Pole and he still thinks he’s in a Christmas movie

My cousin went to North Pole and came back with a reindeer hat

North Pole is just Oakland but with more Christmas lights and less sense

7

A place where rich guys snort lines of cocaine and get blowjobs from paid hookers

My uncle works in North Pole and he says it’s like a party all the time

My cousin went to North Pole and came back with a new tattoo and no pants

North Pole is where the rich people go to forget they’re rich