A normal tuesday

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When you drink the whole bottle of wine before you even touch the appetizers and you're too wasted to care if you're still wearing pants

I ate the appetizers after the wine. I was too drunk to remember what an appetizer was.

My wine was gone before my friend even got the bread out of the bag.

I drank the wine first. I don't know what the appetizers were. I don't care.

When your pants are so high your balls are being squeezed by your cock like it's a cheese grater and you still don't notice

My pants were so high my balls were crying. I didn't notice until I tried to sit down.

I looked like a confused lizard with a waistband. My balls were screaming.

My cock was stuck between my balls like a sandwich. I didn’t even know it was happening.