a normal human being

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A person who can pay rent, has a job that doesn't make them cry, hasn't divorced their spouse five times, and doesn't eat so much cheese they turn into a walking fondue pot.
'I still have my job and my wife hasn't left me yet. I'm winning.'
'I can afford pizza instead of 17,000 ponds of cheese. That’s a victory.'
'I didn’t eat cheese for a month. I’m a normal human being now.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who doesn’t try to take over the world, doesn’t curse their exes every day, and actually listens to others without interrupting them.
'I didn’t yell at my ex on Instagram. I’m a normal human being.'
'I let my friend talk without interrupting me. I’m shocked.'
'I didn’t try to take over the world. I just paid my bills.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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