a normal child

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a normal child is when you're stuck with someone who stares at you like you're their new favorite curse and won't stop bugging your mom

dm: hey mom why is this kid watching me like i owe him money

text: why is this kid still here i asked for a break

tweet: my life is a horror movie and the kid is the monster

a normal child is like a walking curse that follows you everywhere and won't stop talking to your mom like she's their best friend

text: mom why is this kid talking to you like you're dating

tweet: this kid knows my mom better than i do

dm: can you please tell this kid to stop texting my mom

a normal child is someone who shows up and acts like they're the boss and won't stop making your mom look like a fool

text: why is this kid telling my mom what to do

tweet: my mom is being bossed around by a kid

dm: this kid is trying to take over my mom's life