a Nordest

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a rich kid who thinks money grows on trees and they own it
My cousin is a Nordest. He bought a island just to park his yacht.
That Nordest spent a million on a pizza. It had 500 slices.
He said he’d die if he didn’t have 1000 naps a day. That’s a Nordest.
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a kid so rich they got a gold spoon in their mouth and a credit card for a baby tooth
The Nordest threw a party for his goldfish. It had cake and a DJ.
He said he’d sell his soul for a better phone. That’s a Nordest.
He bought the moon just to make it his bedroom. Classic Nordest.
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a kid who has so much money they don’t know what it is
He asked for a million dollars for lunch. That’s a Nordest.
He said his dog is richer than me. That’s a Nordest.
He got a degree just to look smart. That’s a Nordest.
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