Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clueless idiot who needs Google to spell their name right and still fails

Hey bro, I looked up how to log in and I still can't get past the first screen

I used Google to find out how to send a message and now I'm crying

I asked Google how to play and it told me to look it up again

2

A guy who thinks he's the best but can't even beat his grandma at checkers

I'm the king of this game, I beat my dog and my mom

I'm so good I don't even need to look at the screen

I'm top 1% and I'm not even trying

3

The guy who got kicked out of Rick and Morty because he cried when the show got canceled

I cried when Rick got kicked out of the portal

I sobbed when Morty had to go to work

I was so sad I had to take a break from the show

4

A noob so bad they make regular noobs look like champions

This noob can't even type without making a typo

I've seen noobs that could beat this noob in a spelling bee

This noob is like a noob in a noob tournament

5

A person who thinks they're a pro but can't even find the start button

I don't know how to start the game, I looked it up

I pressed start 10 times and it didn't work

I still can't find the start button and I'm crying

6

A person who's so new they don't know the difference between a noob and a pro

I thought I was a pro, but I'm just a noob

I don't know what a noob is, but I'm one

I'm new and I'm bad and I don't know why