Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A weirdo who thinks they're a god, but sometimes they're actually just a god.

@NolanIsAGod why are you wearing a sock as a hat?

Bro, Nolan just turned a math test into a rap battle.

Nolan is the only person who can make a pizza look like a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Using a plastic bag like it's a condom because you're too cheap to buy lube.

Nolan tried to use a grocery bag as a condom and now he's in the hospital.

Why did Nolan bring 10 plastic bags to the party? He thought it was a sex party.

Nolan’s dating life is just a series of plastic bag failures.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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A disease that makes your crotch itch like it's on fire and you start yapping about fortnite like a toddler.

Nolan has nolanitis and now he yells 'I'm in the battle bus!' in the middle of math class.

My cousin got nolanitis and now he says '21' every time he pees.

Nolan's nolanitis is so bad he thinks he's a fortnite champion.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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Turning a dumb movie idea into something that actually makes sense. Like magic, but with more explosions.

Nolan turned a batman movie into a philosophical masterpiece.

Nolan made a movie about dreams and it made sense.

Nolan took a dumb idea and made it so good it became a religion.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The guy who looks like a movie star and acts like he's the king of the world. He’s also the guy who will save you from a burning building just because he feels like it.

Nolan walked into the room and immediately stole the spotlight.

He's the guy who stayed up all night to help me with my homework.

Nolan is the only guy who could make a math test feel like a party.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The guy with the best hair in the world, and he's not afraid to take a risk. He'll jump off a cliff just to prove a point.

Nolan's hair is so good it makes the whole school jealous.

He once jumped off a roof just to see what would happen.

Nolan took a risk and it paid off, now he's the most popular guy in school.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The guy who is so hot he makes the sun look jealous. He's like a walking dream.

Nolan walked into the room and every girl lost their mind.

He’s the kind of guy who could make a pizza look sexy.

Nolan is the definition of hot, and he knows it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago