a nizbit

My cousin is a nizbit. He chews on a burger like it's his last meal, but when my aunt walks in, he turns into a potted plant.

That guy at the bar is a nizbit. He eats a whole pizza by himself, but when the waitress shows up, he hides under the table.

My brother is a nizbit. He nibbles on a sandwich like it's a feast, but when my mom shows up, he runs away like he's being chased by a bear.

My dad smokes a nizbit every morning. He lights it like it's a match to a dragon.

That guy in the park is smoking a nizbit so much, the whole street smells like a burning toilet.

My sister's crush gives her a nizbit every day. She says it tastes like regret and bad decisions.

That new kid at school is a nizbit. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.

My uncle is a nizbit. He once tried to explain the meaning of life using a chicken and a calculator.

That movie was a nizbit. It had a talking cat and a robot that cried glitter.