A Nitro

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It’s like Discord Premium but way better. You get fancy emojis, extra server boosts, and the ability to flex like a boss without anyone giving a damn.
I got Nitro and now I can use emojis from my ex’s server. That’s revenge.
My server got boosted for free. I’m flexing so hard my boosters are crying.
I used a nitro emoji in a server and now everyone thinks I’m a god.
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A gas that’s useless but somehow makes everything else feel important. It’s also a gas that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire.
Nitrogen is the reason I failed chemistry. I still don’t know why it’s important.
I think I inhaled too much nitrogen. My brain feels like it’s on fire.
Nitrogen is the reason I’m still breathing. I swear it’s out to get me.
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A gas that makes dentists happy and cars go faster. It’s also the reason your car sounds like it’s having a meltdown.
My car ran on nitrous oxide and now it sounds like it’s having a meltdown.
I used nitrous oxide in my car and my neighbor thinks I’m a lunatic.
The dentist said nitrous oxide is the best thing since sliced bread. I think he’s lying.
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A stuff that’s used to make explosions and also keep your heart from exploding. It’s the reason your heart feels like it’s about to leave your body.
I took nitroglycerin and my heart felt like it was going to leave my body.
Nitroglycerin is the reason I passed out in chemistry class.
I used nitroglycerin in a bomb and now my teacher thinks I’m a terrorist.
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When you lose your cool so fast it looks like you just got hit by a truck. It’s the reason everyone thinks you’re a lunatic.
I got nitro and started screaming in the middle of class. Everyone thinks I’m a lunatic.
My friend got nitro and started throwing chairs. I’m still recovering.
I got nitro and my mom thinks I’m a monster.
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When something is so cool it makes your brain short-circuit. It’s the reason you can’t think straight.
That new game is a nitro. I can’t think straight.
That car is a nitro. It’s so cool my brain short-circuited.
That new movie is a nitro. I’m still trying to process it.
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When someone does something so stupid it makes your brain shut down. It’s the reason you can’t think straight.
My friend did something so stupid it made my brain shut down. He’s a nitro.
I saw a nitro and my brain shut down. I still don’t know what happened.
My teacher is a nitro. He did something so stupid I can’t think straight.
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When you play a game and leave the person you started with. It’s the reason your friend is now your enemy.
I left my friend in the game and now he’s my enemy. I’m a nitro.
I played a game and left my friend. He’s now my enemy.
I’m a nitro because I left my friend in the game and now he’s my enemy.
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When you fuck TR so hard in the ass he cums everywhere. It’s the reason everyone thinks you’re a monster.
I fucked TR so hard he cums everywhere. I’m a nitro.
TR cummed everywhere because I fucked him so hard. I’m a nitro.
I’m a nitro because I fucked TR so hard he cums everywhere.
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When you move so fast it looks like you have a jet engine. It’s the reason everyone thinks you’re a superhero.
I moved so fast it looked like I had a jet engine. I’m a nitro.
My friend moved so fast he looked like a superhero. He’s a nitro.
I’m a nitro because I move so fast it looks like I have a jet engine.
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A fuel that makes cars go fast and planes fly like they’re on fire. It’s the reason your car sounds like a dragon.
Nitromethane is the reason my car sounds like a dragon.
My plane uses nitromethane and it flies like it’s on fire.
I use nitromethane in my car and now it sounds like a dragon.
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