a nigga moment

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A Nigga Moment is when you're chillin' with your homies, you suck their dicks, say 'no homo,' and then you fucc like a madman.
My cousin ate a whole pizza by himself and then started a fight with the delivery guy.
My homie flipped out because he thought someone called him a girl.
My man ran out of the house screaming 'I'm not a faggot!' after his brother teased him.
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A Nigga Moment is when a black man forgets he’s smart and acts like a total idiot just because he's mad.
My dad saw a guy take his parking spot and started a 10-minute argument over it.
My uncle got in a fight with the mailman over a wrong letter.
My cousin tried to fight a cop because he didn't like his coffee.
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A Nigga Moment is when two niggas argue over something stupid, and before you know it, there's a gunfight.
My homie and his friend almost shot each other over a missing sock.
My man got into a fight with the neighbor because he thought he stole his shoes.
My cousin and his brother started a full-blown war over who had the better phone.
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A Nigga Moment is when you go from chill to crazy in seconds, just because you're mad.
My homie got into a fight with the gym because he thought they stole his weights.
My cousin flipped out because he thought someone was talking about him.
My man started yelling at the grocery store because he didn’t get enough bread.
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A Nigga Moment is when you’re too dumb to think straight, and you end up in a mess because of it.
My man got into a fight with the pizza guy because the crust was too thin.
My cousin started a full-blown argument with his mom over who had the better hair.
My homie got into a fight with the postman because he missed a letter.
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A Nigga Moment is when you forget all your brain cells and start screaming and fighting over the stupidest things.
My man got into a fight with the neighbor because he thought he stole his phone.
My cousin flipped out over a missing soda can.
My homie started a war with his brother over who had the better shoes.
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A Nigga Moment is when you’re mad enough to start a war just because someone did something tiny.
My man fought the cop over a wrong traffic ticket.
My cousin went into a rage because his phone dropped.
My homie got into a fight with the neighbor over a missing chair.
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