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You hit on someone for like five minutes and hope they say yes. It’s from that stupid movie where the boy is still obsessed with his ex.

Hey, wanna be my girlfriend for five minutes? I promise I won’t bother you after.

I asked my teacher if she’d be my girlfriend for five minutes. She said no, but I still got detention.

I hit on my mom for five minutes. She said no, but now she’s mad at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You walk up to a random person and slap a kiss on them like they owe you money.

I kissed a guy in the grocery store. He looked at me like I was insane.

I walked up to my dad and kissed him. He threw a soda at me.

I kissed a random kid on the bus. Now he won’t stop talking about it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

That stupid movie with the guy who looks like a nerd and the girl who looks like a dork. It’s about a dumped boy who still loves his ex and ends up with a new girl after a wild night of drinking and lost friends.

I watched it ten times. Still don’t get why the guy didn’t just get back with his ex.

My friend made me watch it. Now I hate him.

I cried during the part where the guy finds his lost friend. I’m a baby.

by Slangipedia 6d ago