a nick

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five bucks of lousy weed that makes your head hurt and your stomach feel like it’s on fire

Bro, I paid for a nick and got a bag of moldy leaves. I’m gonna be sick.

My mom bought a nick and now she’s throwing up in the trash can.

I tried to smoke a nick and my dog ran away screaming.

the weirdo in your class who laughs at all your jokes but also knows every single app on your phone and calls you a f***ing idiot

My nick asked me if I had a password for my phone. I said no. He said, 'You’re a f***ing idiot.'

My nick sits next to me and knows all my secrets. He told my crush I liked him.

My nick is in my class and he cried when I beat him at Mario Kart.

what Eric Matthews said when he got down on one knee and proposed to Topanga in front of everyone like it was the most important thing in the world

That guy proposed like he was in a movie. It was f***ing ridiculous.

Eric said ‘a nick’ and I lost it. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

I had no idea what a nick meant until I saw that proposal. Now I’m confused forever.

no clothes on. you’re f***ing naked and you’re probably embarrassed

My dog ran into my room and I was naked. I was f***ing embarrassed.

My mom caught me in the shower and I had no clothes on. I was so f***ing mad.

I walked into the school and I was naked. My friends laughed at me like I was a f***ing idiot.

when someone steals your stuff or gets cuffed by the cops and you’re f***ing angry

My phone got stolen and I was f***ing angry. I chased the guy down the street.

I got arrested for stealing a sandwich and I was so mad I screamed at the cop.

My friend got cuffed and I had to pay for his sandwich. I was f***ing mad.

the most f***ing amazing guy who is perfect and makes your heart go boom and you never want him to leave

My crush is perfect. He makes my heart go boom and I never want him to leave.

Nick is the most f***ing amazing guy. He’s like a super hero.

He makes my heart go boom and I feel like I’m the best person in the world.

the guy who is funny, handsome, and cool but also a bit of a jerk who makes you want to be with him forever

He’s funny and handsome, but he’s also a bit of a jerk. I still want to be with him forever.

He’s the guy who makes your heart go boom and laughs at your jokes.

He’s cool, funny, and he makes me feel like the best person in the world.