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A Nicholas is a guy who acts like a prince but has the brain of a donkey. He’s got a smile that could light up a room, but he’s too lazy to use it. He’ll prank you until you’re dizzy, then pretend he didn’t do anything.
Nick: 'I didn’t do it!' (He just threw a water balloon at me from the roof.)
My friend Nick made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
Nick said he’d be my friend forever, then blocked me on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Nicholas is a guy who spends all his money on candy and thinks he’s king of the change machine. He has no idea what a nickel even looks like, but he’s still boss of everything he touches.
Nick: 'I rule all the coins. You don’t even know what a nickel is.'
Nick spent $20 on gummy worms and still called it a 'victory of the people.'
He tried to pay with a dollar bill at a vending machine and got laughed at.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Nicholas is like a hot chocolate on a cold day, sweet, charming, and totally adorable. But he’s also the type who will make a joke so bad it makes you want to die.
Nick: 'I’m the most perfect guy ever. Also, I’m a pizza.'
He called me 'his queen' then laughed at my math test.
He said he was 'super duper cute' and then spilled a whole cup of coffee on me.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Nicholas is the type of guy who gets picked on by everyone, but he still thinks he’s the best. He’s got a brain, but people think he’s dumb. He’s lonely, but he thinks no one cares about him.
Nick: 'You guys are all losers. I’m the smartest person here.'
He got picked on by everyone, but still thought he was the best.
He asked me for help, then said I was 'just a friend.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Nicholas is the biggest cock you've ever seen. Like, he's so cocky, he thinks he's the god of pranks and laughter.
Nick: 'I’m the cockiest person ever. You don’t even know what cocky means.'
He called me a 'dumbass' and then laughed at his own joke.
He told me he was 'the god of pranks' and then tripped into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Nicholas is the best guy you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, loving, and sometimes a little bit of a jerk. But he’s got big brown eyes and a smile that will make your day.
Nick: 'I love you. Also, I’m a total player.'
He said he was 'a compassionate gentleman' and then made a joke about my pants.
He held me tight and said he’d never let me go, then left me alone for a week.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Nicholas is just the fancy way to spell Nick. It’s like spelling 'cool' as 'cooool.'
Nick: 'I’m not just Nick. I’m a Nicholas. That’s way fancier.'
He spelled his name with extra letters and called it 'the superior way.'
He said 'Nicholas' and then realized it was just a fancy spelling of 'Nick.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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