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getting caught mid-bite while your partner is giving you the works

I was eating a taco when she went down on me. I had a whole burrito in my mouth.

He was chomping on a burger when I started licking him. He looked like a mess.

She caught me nibbling on a sandwich while I was giving her the goods. I had a whole sandwich in my mouth.

getting interrupted by your lover while you’re in the middle of a meal

I was halfway through my pizza when she went down on me. I had cheese in my beard.

He was eating a hot dog when I started licking him. He dropped his hot dog in the floor.

She interrupted my sandwich with a face full of love. I had mayo on my shirt.

having your snack stolen while you’re getting the goods

I was eating chips when she went down on me. I dropped my bag of chips in the floor.

He was munching on popcorn when I started licking him. He had popcorn in his hair.

She took my snack while I was giving her the goods. I had crumbs on my face.