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you undo your pants but keep the button on. then you yank your balls out through the zipper while your cock stays in the pants.

At the bus stop, I did this and got laughed at by the whole bus.

My cousin did this in front of his girlfriend and she dumped him.

I did this in math class and the teacher gave me a D for being a 'distraction.'

you open your pants halfway and pull your nuts out through the zipper while your cock stays inside.

I did this at the grocery store and the cashier started crying.

My brother did this in the church and the priest told him to leave.

I did this on a Zoom call and my mom was watching.

you unbutton but don’t unzip. then you pull your balls out through the gap like a fat kid trying to hide a snack.

I did this in the car and my dad said I was 'disgusting.'

My friend did this in the library and got sent to the principal’s office.

I did this on a video call with my boss and got fired.