Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your nerd. The one who laughs at your jokes but still thinks you're an idiot.

Your nerd just texted you: 'lol ur funny but still dumb'

Your nerd called you 'the human version of a doorknob'

Your nerd said, 'You’re not a real person, you’re just a meme'

2

A guy whose brain is bigger than his pants.

He said, 'I have a brain the size of a football, and I wear pants the size of a napkin.'

He told his mom, 'I’m smarter than you, and I wear pants.'

He posted online: 'My brain is bigger than my pants, and I’m not even trying.'

3

A person who likes learning and thinks you're a moron for not knowing stuff.

He said, 'You don’t know basic math, and you think you’re a genius?'

He told his friends, 'This guy thinks he’s smart, but he can’t even solve a simple equation.'

He posted, 'This guy thinks he's a genius, but he can’t even spell genius.'

4

When you get all hot and bothered over a new gadget or something cool.

He said, 'This new phone is so cool, I think I might die.'

He told his friend, 'This thing is so cool, it's making me hard.'

He posted, 'I saw this new phone, and now I’m mentally naked.'

5

The worst people on Earth. They invented everything that can kill you.

He said, 'Nerds invented napalm, and I’m not even mad.'

He told his friend, 'Nerds are why we have nuclear bombs and ICBMs.'

He posted, 'Nerds are the reason I’m alive and also why I might die.'

6

When you get so excited about something that it’s like having a boner from a new phone.

He said, 'This phone is so cool, I think I might get a hard-on.'

He told his friend, 'I saw this new phone and now I’m mentally erect.'

He posted, 'This new phone is so cool, it’s like a sexual experience.'

7

The dumbest person on the planet who thinks they're the smartest.

He said, 'I’m the smartest person in the room, and I know it.'

He told his friend, 'I’m so smart, I could beat Einstein in a debate.'

He posted, 'I think I’m the smartest person on Earth, and I’m not even trying.'