A Nemesh

Bro, that guy looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then tried to do a TikTok dance.

My cousin’s a nemesh. He ate a whole pizza and then cried because he had to do homework.

That kid failed math, science, and gym. He’s a nemesh for real.

That girl looked like a potato with a face. She’s got freckles for days.

My sister’s got freckles so bad, she looks like she was born outside in a storm.

She’s got freckles like a squirrel got hit by a zit.