a nebula

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A nebula is a lying sack of trash who lures in girls on Discord by faking his life and begging for attention. He dates 12-year-old e-girls and won't stop until you're sucked into his edater mess. The cops are still looking for him. If you see him, call 911.
'Nebula is my ex and he still messages me every day.'
'He told me he was a rapper and now he's just a guy who plays Call of Duty.'
'He made me believe he was 18, but he's 14 and still in middle school.'
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A nebula is a huge cloud of gas and dust that comes from a dead star. It's where new stars are born. It's like a baby star's first birthday party.
'I saw a nebula and it looked like a glitter explosion in space.'
'Stars are born in nebulae like they're in a womb.'
'My science teacher said nebulae are the most beautiful things in the universe.'
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Nebula is a type of weed that tastes like fruit and makes you high like a monkey on a sugar rush. It's the best kind of smoke ever.
'I toke Nebula and I felt like I was flying.'
'That weed tastes like candy and it hits you like a freight train.'
'Nebula is the only weed I need in my life.'
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Nebula is a rock band from Palm Desert that makes loud music and doesn’t fake it like the other bands. They’re real stoners who know what they’re doing.
'Nebula plays music that makes me want to dance and smoke at the same time.'
'They’re better than Kyuss and they know it.'
'I saw them live and it was like a party in the desert.'
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Nebula is a disease that makes you obsessed with your guitar and your flexing. You can't stop flexing and you think everyone is watching you.
'I got Nebula and I flex every time I walk into class.'
'I can't stop flexing my guitar and I don't know why.'
'Nebula is a curse and I can't escape it.'
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Nebula is a tech project that failed so hard it made everyone cry. The tech leads won't admit it's a disaster and they still think they're doing a good job.
'Nebula cost millions and it doesn't even work.'
'They said it would be the best app ever, but it's just a mess.'
'Nebula is the worst tech project ever and no one will ever use it.'
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Nebula is a cloud of dust that lives in your heart. She’s kind and caring but she’s also scared of her own insecurities. She's perfect enough for you and everyone else.
'Nebula is my friend and she always knows what to say.'
'She’s not perfect, but she’s enough for me.'
'Nebula is like a cloud that makes everything better.'
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