a near pie experience

My printer ran out of ink during my big presentation.

I had to wait 15 minutes for my coffee because the barista was on a phone call.

My dog ate my homework right before the test.

My phone died during my favorite show.

I missed my bus because I forgot my wallet.

My sock was missing and I cried about it.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt before school.

My dog pooped on my shoe.

I locked myself out of my house on a Monday.

My hair was all over the place when I walked into class.

I tripped over my own feet in front of my crush.

My toast was burnt and I had to eat it anyway.

My pencil broke during my math test.

I forgot my lunch and had to eat pizza for three days.

My pet fish died and I cried for an hour.