A nation in decline

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A country too lazy to care about its own mess

'Why fix the roads when we can just complain about them?', a senator during a lunch break

'The border is just a suggestion now.', a confused kid at the airport

'We don't need borders. We need snacks.', a president during a press conference

A country that forgot how to run its own show

'We had a show once. Then we fell asleep.', a history teacher

'The border guards are napping on duty.', a tourist's tweet

'The president tried to run the show but tripped over a pizza.', a news headline

A country that doesn't know where it is anymore

'We're lost. But at least we're all lost together.', a confused mayor

'The border is just a line we drew in the sand. Now it's washed away.', a geography teacher

'We don't need borders. We need directions.', a kid in a DM

A country too broke to pay for its own problems

'We can't even afford the border. We're paying for snacks instead.', a finance minister

'The border is broken. So is our wallet.', a frustrated citizen

'We’re paying for snacks and borders? That’s not a budget, that’s a mess.', a news article

A country that doesn't know what it wants anymore

'We wanted snacks, but now we're arguing about the border.', a confused citizen

'We had a plan. Then we forgot it.', a president during a speech

'We're not sure if we want borders or snacks. Both are good.', a kid in a DM

A country that's too busy fighting to remember why it's fighting

'We're fighting about the border. But why?', a soldier on break

'We forgot why we started the fight. Now we're just yelling.', a news headline

'We started a war over snacks. Now we can't even remember that.', a kid in a DM