A Nasty nigga

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A big black man who’s got more rage than a middle schooler on a sugar high. He’ll punch you, steal your wallet, and laugh while doing it.
He clocked me in the face for not tipping him.
He took my phone and posted my face on his Instagram story.
He ran over my dog and said it was a 'tax deduction.'
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A man who turns your bedroom into a circus. He’ll do things to you that make you question your life choices.
He licked my feet and said it was a ‘romantic gesture.’
He ate my ass and said it was a ‘breakfast tradition.’
He stuck his tongue down my throat while wearing a hat and said it was ‘business.'
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You live in a dirt pit, wear clothes from the 80s, and eat food that looks like it’s been sitting in a trash can for 10 years.
I wore a shirt that had ‘I ❤️ Pizza’ on it and it was from 1992.
I ate a sandwich that had hair in it and didn’t even flinch.
I took a shower in a sink and called it ‘luxury.'
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A person who’s got more evil in them than a horror movie. They’ll steal your money, your dignity, and your life.
He took my last $5 and called it a ‘tax.’
He said I was ‘inferior’ because I didn’t like his ‘values.’
He called my mom a ‘racist’ for not liking his ‘new age.'
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A black man who smells like a septic tank exploded in his pants.
He sat next to me and I could smell his lunch from 10 feet away.
He said he had ‘natural musk’ and I said ‘you have a problem.’
He walked in and the room smelled like a dead raccoon.
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The worst president ever. He’s got more lies in him than a game show host.
He said ‘I did nothing’ and we all believed him.
He called his enemies ‘nasty’ and then took their money.
He said ‘I’m the best’ and we all said ‘no, you’re not.'
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