Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You hit a girl’s chin like it’s your ex’s face and you’re mad.

My cousin came on my sister’s chin and got a face full of elbow.

That guy came on my chin and I told him to go back to his mom.

He came on my chin and I said, ‘You’re not welcome here, buddy.’

2

That black guy in Half-Baked who tried to rape Kenny and got his butt whooped by a squirrel.

That guy in Half-Baked was a menace and got his butt whooped by a squirrel.

That black guy tried to rape Kenny and got his butt whooped.

He was a menace and got his butt whooped by a squirrel in a bar.

3

You blow your load and puke on your lover during sex.

I blew my load and puked on my lover like I drank a whole keg.

During sex, I blew my load and puked on my lover.

He blew his load and puked on me like I was his worst enemy.

4

A wild man from Wisconsin who roams bars and liquor stores like a monster at night.

That wild man from Wisconsin was in the bar like a monster at night.

He roamed the liquor store like a monster from Wisconsin.

The wild man from Wisconsin was in the bar like a beast on the prowl.

5

The prison nightmare who loves fish and wears swimwear like a god.

That prison nightmare loves fish and wears swimwear like a god.

He’s the prison nightmare who loves fish and wears swimwear.

Nasty Nate is the prison nightmare who loves fish and wears swimwear like a god.

6

You cum in a condom, take it off, and whack the girl with it like she owes you money.

He cummed in a condom and whacked me with it like I owed him money.

I cummed in a condom and whacked her like she owed me a loan.

He took the condom off and whacked me like I was in debt.

7

The toughest guy in the whole bury. He’s so hardcore, he might be the view too.

That guy in the bury is the toughest and might be the view too.

He’s the toughest in the bury and might be the view too.

The toughest guy in the bury is so hardcore, he might be the view too.