A Nagasaki

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A Nagasaki is when you sit on the toilet for so long your butt looks like it's been hit by a truck, and the toilet looks like it's been hit by a truck and a pile of stinky mush.

My toilet looked like a toilet from hell after my 45-minute dump.

After I ate that pizza, my toilet had the look of a post-apocalyptic dump.

My toilet looked like it had been peed on, pooped on, and cursed by the devil.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is a city that got started by drunk Portuguese guys and then got blasted by Americans until it looked like a pile of burnt toast.

Nagasaki was like a city that got started by drunks and then got hit by a bomb.

They built it with wine and then blew it up with fire.

Portuguese started it, Americans finished it like a bad dinner.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is when you mix eggnog and sake like it's a party and you're the only one who showed up drunk.

That drink was like a party in my stomach.

I drank that and felt like I was in a bar fight.

That drink was like eggnog and sake having a screaming match.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is when you tell your girl to shut her eyes and then drop your cum in her face like it’s a surprise attack.

I told her to close her eyes and then hit her with cum like it was a surprise.

She opened her eyes and saw cum like it was a war zone.

I made her close her eyes and then I dropped cum on her like it was a bomb.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is when a city got hit by an atomic bomb and then the whole world said 'peace' like they weren’t just blasted to pieces.

Nagasaki was like a city that got hit by a bomb and everyone said 'peace' like they were crazy.

They dropped a bomb on Nagasaki and then everyone hugged like it was a party.

That city got hit by a bomb and then the world just said 'cool'.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is when you microwave something again because the first time was like it was sad and didn’t get enough love.

I microwaved my pizza again because it looked like it was crying.

I put my soup in the microwave again because it needed more love.

I reheated my food again because it was like it was begging for mercy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Nagasaki is when a guy hangs from the ceiling like he’s a superhero and then drops on a tiny Asian woman like she’s a mattress and he’s a bomb.

That guy looked like a superhero and then dropped on her like it was a surprise.

He sang a song and then dropped like he was a bomb.

That man was hanging like a superhero and then fell like he was a falling star.

by Slangipedia 16d ago