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When a guy grabs a girl’s butt and crotch like she’s a juicy burger. He earns his A&P Cert like he passed a test with a whoopee cushion.
He slammed the door behind him and yelled, 'I got my A&P Cert!'
She laughed so hard she fell off the couch. 'That was an A&P Cert for sure.'
He texted her: 'You just gave me my A&P Cert. I’m certified.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy gets his A&P Cert when he gives a girl a double tap like she’s a hot dog and he’s the grill.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re the best.'
She replied: 'You gave me my A&P Cert. I’m giving you a standing ovation.'
He posted on Instagram: 'Got my A&P Cert today. I’m a legend.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy hits a girl’s butt and crotch so hard it feels like he took a bite out of a pie. He’s got his A&P Cert like he just passed the final exam.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re my favorite teacher.'
She texted him: 'You gave me my A&P Cert. I’m giving you an A+.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a master.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy gets his A&P Cert when he gives a girl a double tap that makes her feel like she’s been hit with a meatball sub.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. You’re my favorite lunch.'
She replied: 'That was a meatball sub of an A&P Cert.'
He tweeted: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a meatball legend.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy grabs a girl’s butt and crotch with the strength of a superhero. He earns his A&P Cert like he just saved the world.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. I’m a superhero.'
She replied: 'That was the best A&P Cert I’ve ever had.'
He posted on TikTok: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a certified hero.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy gets his A&P Cert when he hits a girl’s butt and crotch like it’s a final exam and he’s the top student.
He said, 'I just got my A&P Cert. I’m the top student.'
She replied: 'That was the best A&P Cert I’ve ever seen.'
He posted on Instagram: 'Got my A&P Cert. I’m a genius.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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