A Myles

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A Mylee is like a candy bar, sweet and shiny on the outside, but if you mess with her, she’ll turn into a sour patch and make you regret it.

My ex Mylee texted me: 'You broke my heart. Now I’m eating my feelings and I’m not sorry.'

My friend’s Mylee got mad at him for eating her chips. He’s still paying for therapy.

I dated a Mylee for a month. She left me for a guy who gave her a smoothie.

Mylee is like a dog with a bone, she won’t let go until she gets what she wants, and she’ll bark at you until you give in.

My Mylee kept texting me for a week after I ghosted her. She said, 'You’re not getting out of this easy.'

My coworker’s Mylee got a promotion, and she made sure everyone knew it. She even told her boss she’d ‘bite him if he didn’t give her the raise.’

My Mylee tried to fail a test just to get me to help her. It worked.

A Mylee has a smile that could light up a whole block, and a body that makes boys drop their snacks.

My crush’s Mylee smiled at me in class, and I forgot how to breathe.

My Mylee’s body is so good, my friend bet me ten bucks I’d never stop looking at her.

My Mylee’s smile is so bright, my dog started barking at her.

Mylee is the type of person who makes you want to chase her, and then run away when she starts being annoying.

My Mylee said I was her favorite person. Then she texted me three times a day for a week.

My Mylee got a new phone, and now she texts me with emojis and stickers. I’m confused.

My Mylee asked me to be her best friend. Then she asked me to be her boyfriend. Then her roommate.

A Myles is like a hot guy who thinks he’s a rockstar, and he’s probably right.

My Myles said he was the best kisser in school. I believe him because I’m still recovering.

My Myles asked me out, and I said yes because he had a cool haircut.

My Myles kissed me, and I got a bruise on my lip. He said it was a 'love bite.'

Myles is the guy who knows how to make you laugh, even when you’re stuck in a bad mood.

My Myles made me laugh so hard during lunch that my soup came out my nose.

My Myles told me a joke that was so bad, it was good.

My Myles is the only guy who can make me forget my math test.

A Myles is like a superhero, loud, cool, and always ready for an adventure, even if it’s just going to the store.

My Myles went to the store and came back with a pizza, a soda, and a mini-adventure.

My Myles drives a fast car, and he thinks it’s the coolest thing in the world.

My Myles said he’d take me on a road trip just to prove he could.